The class trip was a great time for the entire class of '06, however, a few people were a riot for the entire trip. Most notably, Yak, followed closely by Richie. The trip was littered with incredible comments from Yak. The comments include:
1. (While lying in bed in the morning) "Could someone get me some shorts... I have kind of a boner."
2. (While trying to win Steph a Mickey Mouse doll with a lifeguard outfit on in a claw machine) "Mickey Lifeguard... You're Mine!"
3. (Seconds after Mr. Kusniez opened the door for room check, Yak was in his spandex undies with his hands in his pants) "Oh Jeffery... you surprised me.
4. (After seeing a sign for Epcot) "What is eep-cot?"
5. (In the elevator before Tower of Terror, watching the video, everyone else is silent) "Pfffff" (in case you don't know, that is a fart noise, Yak did not actually fart this time, but rather made a fart noise... like a 9 year old.)
6. (To Hause) "You're the only one who will stick up with me." (combining stick with and put up with)
7. (after informing Steph via cellular phone that he had taken a shower with Fritz) "Steph is kind of really pissed at me."
8. (Attempting to seduce Kusniez... Yak still in undies) "What is the weather supposed to be like tommorow... I hope it's going to be HOTT!"
9. (To Kusniez) "I have to go to the bathroom (1 minute later) I don't have to go anymore!"
10. (On Everest, for the second time. The ride gives you the illusion that youre going to go off the tracks. Yak, knowing that you didnt actually go off the tracks since it was his second time on the ride said this) "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? IM SO SCARED."
11. (After being on the phone with Steph for a while, Yak called her back to tell her this..) "This is going to be quick, I found my lock, so you dont have to worry about me."
12. (Still seducing Kusniez... still in underwear) "Do you like my boxers? I got them at the Magic Kingdom."
13. (No introduction needed) "I can't wait to go to the petting zoo so I can feed he animals rocks."
14. Anyone: Yak, you look good.
Yak: I know.
15. Anyone: Who farted?
Yak: (while smiling... possibly even giggling) Me... hehe.
As for Richie, I think one story sums it up:
Richie brought Waterworld, starring Kevin Costner, on the trip. Now, though Richie loves the movie, he loves it because of how big of a flop it was, in otherwords, he knows its bad. So Richie is showering before Midevil Times, Hank, Stauffer, and I are in the room hanging out. Geoff and Craig came in the room and saw Waterworld on top of the TV. Geoff began talking about how great of a movie Waterworld was. Richie heard him since he left the door open and burst out of the shower, completely naked, to argue with Geoff. The debate went on for a few minutes, but the best part was that Richie brought the bar of soap with him, so he was completely naked and he was lathering himself up in the room, arguing with Geoff.
To sum it up, great trip Class of '06, it ended too soon. Please leave comments sharing other hilarious events that took place.
1. (While lying in bed in the morning) "Could someone get me some shorts... I have kind of a boner."
2. (While trying to win Steph a Mickey Mouse doll with a lifeguard outfit on in a claw machine) "Mickey Lifeguard... You're Mine!"
3. (Seconds after Mr. Kusniez opened the door for room check, Yak was in his spandex undies with his hands in his pants) "Oh Jeffery... you surprised me.
4. (After seeing a sign for Epcot) "What is eep-cot?"
5. (In the elevator before Tower of Terror, watching the video, everyone else is silent) "Pfffff" (in case you don't know, that is a fart noise, Yak did not actually fart this time, but rather made a fart noise... like a 9 year old.)
6. (To Hause) "You're the only one who will stick up with me." (combining stick with and put up with)
7. (after informing Steph via cellular phone that he had taken a shower with Fritz) "Steph is kind of really pissed at me."
8. (Attempting to seduce Kusniez... Yak still in undies) "What is the weather supposed to be like tommorow... I hope it's going to be HOTT!"
9. (To Kusniez) "I have to go to the bathroom (1 minute later) I don't have to go anymore!"
10. (On Everest, for the second time. The ride gives you the illusion that youre going to go off the tracks. Yak, knowing that you didnt actually go off the tracks since it was his second time on the ride said this) "OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? IM SO SCARED."
11. (After being on the phone with Steph for a while, Yak called her back to tell her this..) "This is going to be quick, I found my lock, so you dont have to worry about me."
12. (Still seducing Kusniez... still in underwear) "Do you like my boxers? I got them at the Magic Kingdom."
13. (No introduction needed) "I can't wait to go to the petting zoo so I can feed he animals rocks."
14. Anyone: Yak, you look good.
Yak: I know.
15. Anyone: Who farted?
Yak: (while smiling... possibly even giggling) Me... hehe.
As for Richie, I think one story sums it up:
Richie brought Waterworld, starring Kevin Costner, on the trip. Now, though Richie loves the movie, he loves it because of how big of a flop it was, in otherwords, he knows its bad. So Richie is showering before Midevil Times, Hank, Stauffer, and I are in the room hanging out. Geoff and Craig came in the room and saw Waterworld on top of the TV. Geoff began talking about how great of a movie Waterworld was. Richie heard him since he left the door open and burst out of the shower, completely naked, to argue with Geoff. The debate went on for a few minutes, but the best part was that Richie brought the bar of soap with him, so he was completely naked and he was lathering himself up in the room, arguing with Geoff.
To sum it up, great trip Class of '06, it ended too soon. Please leave comments sharing other hilarious events that took place.
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Well we were on this Runaway Train rollercoaster that was a complete joke/waste of time and it was awful. During the ride Phil claimed to be giving birth. I think that the ride was so terrible that he felt like he was giving birth because I hear that hurts a lot as well.
While waiting in line for the Rock'n Roller Coaster, Phil is just talking a bunch of shit on Aerosmith and saying how it blows to be waiting in line for such a long time. The guy in front of us(a one and half year Villanova Grad who lived in New Jersey and was with is 4 year old son) was listening, pulls out his side kick and says that he will make our wait worth while and starts showing us Porn Pictures that he took while he was in college. There was lesbian action.
Apparently a gay guy hit on me while we were waiting to go on the HULK. He was with his "aunt" and her son. He said to me "what does your pink wristband mean?" and i responded "they are my class colors". So the conversation went on...... he wondered why on Earth I didn't have a girlfriend, and told me that I should be a model and so on.... We went on the rollercoaster. He sat in the row behind us. After the ride was over he said to his "aunt" "I wasn't ready, I wasn't ready, I peed my pants" his aunt said "no you didn't, no way" he responded "feel them, feel how wet they are!" And now that I think of it, i think the guy was gay.
Mulan kissed me! We got our picture taken with her, she told matt miller and I we were soooo strong and should be her warriors. After the picture was taken, she asked me if she could kiss me and I of course said yes, so she planted one right on my cheek on my 18th Birthday. I love her!
Matt Miller had shit stains on his bed sheets the first night of the trip. Mr. K came and called the main office to have them replaced and starts getting into a full length conversation with the guy at the front desk who used to live in Green Lane. Jason and Dan's room came down to see Miller's shit stains and Mr. K said "go away you shitbirds" hahaha yea.
Mr. K said "I don't think Mr. Goffredo is a professional parrothead"
John and I were near an ice cream shop in Universal, I spotted a girl with quite an impressive ass... I look to see if John saw it, but he was looking the other way, So I inform that i just saw the best ass in the world. We walk into the ice cream shop to catch another glimpse. As we see her John exclaims: "Wow, she has an ass that rivals Tearsa's"
This next diddy took place seconds after the first...
Towards the end of that long-ass day at Universal, a decent size group of us had gathered at the pinnacle of the city walk complex. While enjoying a large cigar, "John S." was approached by a clearly intoxicated woman in her mid forties. She engages him in conversation and before long the two are talking about the United States... Not politics, government or the economy, just about states: what their names are, where their geographically located and which ones they'd been to. This woman tells John that she is looking for a club that her "18 year old son can go to with her" obviously a line.... As they continued to talk she starts touching John's beads from Mardi Gras. She says "Oh these are some nice beads, you should let me have some" so being the gentleman he is, John places the beads around her neck. She then, without hesitiation, puckers her lips and leans towards Big John.... John also leaned forward and planted one on her. Then without another word John walked away...
I later discovered that this was indeed John's first kiss... What a Magical night.